im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
what my wedding vows will sound like tbh
(Source: sondheimbeatlesstarkidwhovian)
there is nothing more shameful than using “you’re” when you should’ve used “your”
I beg to differ: shitting yourself diarrhea-style on a full elevator.
i am so sorry
AAHHAHH Thor’s curlers.
i was so confused for a sec because two captains and then omg coulson
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COULSON
(Source: nuggles)